Humor Santa Claus Quotes Funny

Unwrap funny xmas puns naughty holiday humor nice christmas jokes santa claus puns and xmas rated humor to laugh about over the happy holidays.

Humor santa claus quotes funny. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. 13 share i stopped believing in santa claus when i was six. These santa jokes are guaranteed to put you on the nice list. We all know santa doesn t usually take requests from adults but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for christmas. These best jokes about santa claus and christmas will put a smile on your face and remind you why the holiday season is so magical. It moved to alaska. I buy all the toys.

Of course there is a santa claus. Now santa claus is missing. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 8 the santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw martha a woman in her mid twenties asking to sit on his lap. As an adult it s fun to go back and draw your own conclusion about the man in the big red suit. Funny quotes about santa claus jack handy. So the lord has spread the task among us all. From christmas puns about santa s little elves to one liners about the big guy squeezing down chimneys we found something that will get a giggle out of everyone this year.

Why i never believed in santa claus. I never believed in santa claus because i knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. It s just that no single somebody could do all he has to do. Santa santa has it great. Subscribe the bermuda triangle got tired of warm weather. That s why everybody is santa claus. If you ever have to steal money from your kid and later on he discovers it s gone i think a good thing to do is to blame it on santa claus.

These santa claus quotes provide a more realistic and humorous look into the life of santa. He gets all the credit. Santa claus humorous quotes.